purple top stripe

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Moon Service is for those who demand elegance at 2am, croissants at 3, and a cosmic existential crisis around 4:17. Made from a cloud-soft, breathable rayon-cotton blend that whispers, “don’t get up unless it’s for room service,” this set is your official uniform for lunar lounging.

Featuring:

• A celestial print of planets, stars, and spaceships (because the galaxy is your vibe)

• A relaxed fit, tailored enough to make your ex jealous

• An elastic waistband that respects your midnight snack schedule

• Hotel Dillon’s signature “I woke up like this, and I’m stunning” energy

Made in China, where our factory staff lovingly stitch stardust into every seam and occasionally look up and whisper, “She better not iron this.”

Best worn while:

• Ordering wine to your room via intercom

• Arguing with your dog about bedtime

• Eating cheese in bed with no shame

Care instructions: Cold wash, line dry, avoid asteroid impact.